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Devan
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 Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:00 am Post subject: NZ's Wakeskate Chump |
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Press Release.
South Waikato's Hydro dam Fresh-water freestyler "Doctor Gonano the Plumber" has just returned from a secret training camp in a remote East Coast location.
He was on a diet of Irondine and vegetables, and for the first time in his life he slept at sea level.
The doctor was reported saying "I feel Great!! I love the way the beer tastes after riding in Salt water, and it makes my hair look all "surfed-out!"
Before each season from now on he will spend 2 days with his Guru/mentor who teaches him the way forward. "I learn't about the environment and stuff I had never cared about" I'm from the Waikato, we just pour shit into the rivers, it's just the way over, Farmers can do what they like"
But now I realise you should only take what you need...
He is still after that Big catch tho, and believes Salt is the answer to landing that elusive "Big Spin".
ENDS
Happy Birthday...Jerk |
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Big Bottom Boat and Girls
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:10 am Post subject: |
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| hahahah classic! |
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Claus
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Location: Bucklame
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:04 am Post subject: |
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Another Body Found
Early this morning police received a tip off of another body which they believe could be linked to Jason Paul Somerville. At 7:36am this morning police stormed an East Hamilton residence, after a 14 year old reported the discovery of his father’s body lying naked in the bedroom with a pair of women’s underpants stuffed in his mouth.
Upon police arrival at the scene, the body immediately came to life and, after pulling a tiny pair of pink lingerie from his mouth, exclaimed to police, “It’s just part my birthday surprise!” The said man then went on to asked to attending officers if they would like to 'join him'.
Happy Birthday you Greasey Italian Dog. |
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Doc
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| Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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Veges
Salt water
Sustainability
Naughty pink under wear ?????
Wakeskating with the statesmen of the NZ wake scene
Shot boi's great day.
Doc |
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Devan
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| Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:01 am Post subject: |
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6 kilos heavier.
Hungry? for success.
Big Spin landed.
Whats Next? |
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